Sunday, June 7, 2026
newmoneyfront.com
Advertisement
  • News
  • Share Market
  • Commodoties
  • Forex
  • Crypto
No Result
View All Result
  • News
  • Share Market
  • Commodoties
  • Forex
  • Crypto
No Result
View All Result
newmoneyfront.com
No Result
View All Result
Home Share Market

‘SNL’ Weekend Update Roasts Trump’s Pope Dream, Stock Market Pleas

For your consideration by For your consideration
May 4, 2025
in Share Market
0
‘SNL’ Weekend Update Roasts Trump’s Pope Dream, Stock Market Pleas
74
SHARES
1.2k
VIEWS
Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

You might also like

SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI IPOs could drag equity markets for years, warns Rob Arnott

Here are 3 forces that drove a whirlwind week for the stock market

Crypto Exchanges Could Funnel $2 Trillion Into Stocks by 2031, Binance Research Says

“Who posts a photo of themselves dressed as a guy who died a week ago?” Colin Jost jokes

Saturday Night Live‘s Weekend Update took aim at Donald Trump imagining himself as the next Pope, as well as the president’s claim that he actually isn’t ruining the economy and Americans should just “be patient.”

“Well, guys, it happened. Last night, Trump posted an AI-generated image of himself as the Pope, apparently ordering a one-way ticket to hell,” Colin Jost joked. “Who posts a photo of themselves dressed as a guy who died a week ago? Trump was at the Pope’s funeral. That means he walked past an open casket and was like, ‘We should do a Who Wore It Best.’”

“As a Catholic, I just feel like Trump’s photo was really disrespectful,” Jost continued. “Also, if Trump really wants to be Pope, he should probably stay away from JD Vance.”

Co-anchor Michael Che then turned to Trump pleading with Americans to “be patient” when it comes to the contracting economy, while also continuing to blame his predecessor.

“If his brain gets any worse, he’s going to be patient,” Che joked as an image of Trump in a mental health facility showed on screen.

Also on the economy, Jost reacted to Trump saying at a recent Cabinet meeting that, due to his tariffs, children may have to make do with two dolls “instead of 30” this Christmas.

“Now I rarely talk directly to the president, but you listen, and you listen good: If I wake up on Christmas morning and run downstairs to find only two dolls under my tree, I will lose my f—ing mind,” he joked. “There better be a second tree with 28 dolls. And you know what? I’ve put up with a lot under Trump so far. He might be cutting social security. Okay, they’re old. Screw ’em. He’s deporting innocent kids? They’ve gotta grow up some time. But if only two dolls show up when I’ve made tea for thirty? Oh hell, no!”

Che then riffed on Elon Musk stepping back from his role in DOGE.

Trending Stories

“But as always,” he joked of the father of 14 known children, “Elon pulled out a little too late.”

Share30Tweet19
For your consideration

For your consideration

Recommended For You

SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI IPOs could drag equity markets for years, warns Rob Arnott

by For your consideration
June 7, 2026
0
SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI IPOs could drag equity markets for years, warns Rob Arnott

Rob Arnott has a message for anyone who thinks the coming wave of tech mega-IPOs is unambiguously great news for markets: think again. The founder and chairman of...

Read moreDetails

Here are 3 forces that drove a whirlwind week for the stock market

by For your consideration
June 6, 2026
0
Here are 3 forces that drove a whirlwind week for the stock market

Subscribe to CNBC PROSubscribe to Investing ClubLicensing & ReprintsCNBC CouncilsSelect Personal FinanceJoin the CNBC PanelClosed CaptioningDigital ProductsNews ReleasesInternshipsCorrectionsAbout CNBCSite MapPodcastsCareersHelpContactNews TipsGot a confidential news tip? We want to...

Read moreDetails

Crypto Exchanges Could Funnel $2 Trillion Into Stocks by 2031, Binance Research Says

by For your consideration
June 6, 2026
0
Crypto Exchanges Could Funnel $2 Trillion Into Stocks by 2031, Binance Research Says

Binance Research projects that crypto exchanges could channel $2 trillion in incremental capital and nearly 300 million new investors into global equity markets by 2031, positioning trading platforms...

Read moreDetails

Sensex Today | Stock Market LIVE Updates: Nifty may open around 23,450; Aurobindo Pharma in focus

by For your consideration
June 5, 2026
0
Sensex Today | Stock Market LIVE Updates: Nifty may open around 23,450; Aurobindo Pharma in focus

HomeMarket NewsSensex Today | Stock Market Highlights: Nifty slips below 23,400; Markets end lower for 2nd straight weekSensex Today | Stock Market Highlights: Markets ended slightly lower on...

Read moreDetails

Confirmed screwworm case in Texas sends two biotech stocks higher

by For your consideration
June 4, 2026
0
Confirmed screwworm case in Texas sends two biotech stocks higher

A flesh-eating parasite known as New World screwworm has been found in livestock in Texas, and traders are buzzing over potential winners in the stock market.Shares of Zoetis...

Read moreDetails
Next Post
Equities Now Make Up 90% of Gildencrest Capital’s Revenue, but Profit Without FX Drops 95%

Equities Now Make Up 90% of Gildencrest Capital's Revenue, but Profit Without FX Drops 95%

Related News

“Taken Hostage by the Israeli Military”: Freed Palestinian Prisoners Describe Widespread Torture

“Taken Hostage by the Israeli Military”: Freed Palestinian Prisoners Describe Widespread Torture

October 19, 2025
The financial sector is sending some spooky technical signals about the stock market

The financial sector is sending some spooky technical signals about the stock market

March 16, 2026
How to Buy Oklahoma City Thunder 2025 NBA Championship Merchandise: OKC NBA Title Hats, T-Shirts, Gear

How to Buy Oklahoma City Thunder 2025 NBA Championship Merchandise: OKC NBA Title Hats, T-Shirts, Gear

June 25, 2025

Browse by Category

  • Commodoties
  • Crypto
  • Finance News
  • Forex
  • Share Market
newmoneyfront.com

We bring you the best Premium WordPress Themes that perfect for news, magazine, personal blog, etc. Check our landing page for details.

CATEGORIES

  • Commodoties
  • Crypto
  • Finance News
  • Forex
  • Share Market

BROWSE BY TAG

asx AUSTRALIA Bitcoin china christians Cryptocurrencies donald trump E-Commerce Economy Fed Tapering freedom INVESTMENT jpy Market Stories money Obligation peace profit russia shares stock market stocks Strategy Tax Trading truth

Copyright © 2024 newmoneyfront.com! Design by Freelancing Solution. All Rights Reserved.

No Result
View All Result
  • News
  • Share Market
  • Commodoties
  • Forex
  • Crypto

Copyright © 2024 newmoneyfront.com! Design by Freelancing Solution. All Rights Reserved.

Are you sure want to unlock this post?
Unlock left : 0
Are you sure want to cancel subscription?